Archive for January 2004

Feels so weird to be home again. I’m surrounded by my stuff but it’s not home anymore is it?  My heart has no home right now.  Space for the physical body is paid up through this month, but after that it’s anyone’s guess where I’ll be going or what I’ll be doing.

I went out to Seattle to scout out the kooky idea of living in a town other than Chicago.  Moving out west isn’t going to work for me though, at least not at this juncture. Just didn’t feel a strong enough connection there, I guess you’d say.  So I reckon I’m staying in Chicago, unless I come up with some other bright idea.  Where will I go though, what will I do?  I’m fairly clueless.  But aren’t we all.

These had me laughing so hard I was crying and pounding on the table.  Can’t believe I haven’t seen ‘em before.  We got Cliff Yablonski Hates You, and Fat Chicks In Party Hats, both brought to you by the folks behind SomethingAwful.com.

Man sentenced for marrying his 15 year old cousin, who’s also his aunt and prolly his grandpa too.  Oh those wacky Mormons!

I’ve been filling the place with bullshit links for a few weeks now; things have been going down that I couldn’t talk about.  I can say one thing now though: John Whitney and I are breaking up.  :-( It just sucks and I really don’t want to talk about it here.  But people are finding out, and I had to mention it eventually, lest I totally confuse everyone by whatever I’ll be posting here in the future.

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How to wrap your friend’s apartment in tin foil.
(Courtesy of MetaFilter)

I’m running Movable Type 2.66 now.  Like the last couple of updates, they’re mainly focusing on ways to deal with the explosion of comments spam.  3.0 is supposed to be just around the corner too, and they’re going even further by including a new user-subscription feature you can turn on if desired.  I don’t know if I’m going to go that far though; I like moderating my comments, and I like the fact that anyone can shoot their mouth off without having to sign up for a username.

These pictures will blow your mind, maaaaannnnnn!!

I know I know, the holidays are over, but people get crappy presents all year round don’t they?  Brought to you by the folks behind downhillbattle.org.

I’ve been invited to join Friendster, and I actually did it!  I doubt I’ll be joining any flashmobs anytime soon, but it is kinda fun.

Stupid cat tricks by My Cat Annie. Snagged from a post on MetaFilter.

Wow, here’s a great read: True Porn Clerk Stories. Thanks Harper!

Buy your own submarine today!

Been meaning to draw up a list of sex-fetish sites that crack me up. They don’t turn me on, don’t worry, I just think they’re funny. Warning: some of these may be NSFW… over 18 only please!

The casting fetishists
Roy Orbison in cling-film
The Berlin Wall… her lover and her best friend
Plushies
Sneaker freakers

The most disturbing one I can think of though, is the one about dolphin sex. But it’s just too grody for me to link to here, you’ll have to google it yourself.  I’m pretty sure it’s a hoax though, it just has to be!

Dancin’ Ross.  Thanks Davina!!

The brand new iPod Mini.  I want it. Now.