Again with the teeth
Monday December 8, 2003 – 9:36 amWent back today (=yesterday) for the 2nd half of my deep-cleaning. I’m a little sore now — I definitely got worked over but it doesn’t hurt, not like the last time. Then again, last time I had a tooth about to die on me! My whole mouth was throbbing for weeks, and I blamed it on the deep-cleaning but in reality it was because of that bum tooth. I’m going back after the holidays to get that root canal re-filled by the way. I wasn’t aware of this at the time, but he’d used a temporary filling, in case I had any more problems. Everything’s fine now, so it’s time to put in the "real" filling. I still need to get it crowned at some point, but that can wait a little while longer. Right now my money still needs to go towards my gums, but thankfully the worst of that’s over too!
I’m going back for a normal cleaning (sans Novocaine) in March, and another one three months after that. Then probably we’ll switch to a twice-yearly schedule like normal people do. He did say the right half of my gums looks a bit happier — that’s the side he deep-cleaned a few weeks ago — so it looks like all the efforts are paying off. Man… I was really on the fast track to losing all my teeth, I’m really glad I saw the light, and actually found a dentist I like! Well, I don’t dread seeing him, let’s put it that way. He’s real mellow, and pretty funny too. I think it’s an age thing too; he seems to be around my same age so I don’t get that stern accusatory vibe that I get sometimes from older dudes, you know what I mean? He knows I’m a lazy no-flossin’ Coke-swiggin’ slob with my teeth, and recommends this and that to treat it, but is more about the positive reinforcement than the guilt-trippin’.
(He’s Dr. Guenther on Washington St., so give him all yer business!)
He wants me to get a good electric toothbrush by the way. Maybe Santa will bring me one. I do have an old Hello Kitty electric toothbrush laying around here somewhere, but I kinda doubt that’s what he had in mind. :-)







December 8th, 2003 at 10:21 pm
Aye…’tis true. Sometimes e’en ol’ Richard forgets to floss! And that’s only one of the reasons they be calling me Richard the Black. Mayhap it be time for me to schedule a meeting with the toothsawbones. Methinks I lost a filling whilest carousing in a place of ill repute. Enow mine food gets betrapped thereabouts!
By the by, doth mine eyes faileth me, or didst thou mention Hello Kitty? Ol’ Richard has a link to one of the rarest, most collectable Hello Kitty items soon to be in great demand ‘pon these turbulent seas of one’s and zero’s. Howe’er, the item, official from the company, but now out of production, mayhap be considered of poor taste, therefore I will not post the link herein.
Let’s just say that there truly be a Hello Kitty for every occasion. Yaaarrr!
December 8th, 2003 at 10:28 pm
I’ve seen the douche and the vibrator if that’s what you mean. I don’t think they’re real but I could be wrong.
December 8th, 2003 at 10:57 pm
Alas…tis true! Mine ears groweth bright crimson red at the mere mention of feminine products! Alas, too many lonely nights on the several seas. Howe’er, doth thou meanest that such items doth not exist? Or, simply that such items speak lies about their official origins? Ol’ Richard hath happened ‘pon a website claiming that they sell (amongst many other Japanese pop culture curiousities) a Hello Kitty personal massage-iola. Details and product photographs abound. Perhaps it be a fiendish plot cooked up by some nefarious dealer of dirty deeds? Ol’ Richard the Black will suss out the truth, and scuttle any and all that oppose his quest for eleven herbs and spices!
I hope that this message finds thee well, and in good spirits.
Cheers!
Richard the Black, esq.
Scourer of the Several Counter-Tops
December 9th, 2003 at 12:26 am
I don’t know, I’d have to see an official Sanrio press release or something before I’d believe those are really their products and not bootlegs or outright hoaxes. I think I remember seeing some HK condoms on the internet as well. It’s just hard to believe considering how squeaky-clean the HK brand image is.