Clerk at coffee shop: “Your change…”

Me, with a nod: “Edith.”

Clerk, smiling: “Oh! Marsha.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

“I thought you were introducing yourself…”

“Oh… sorry… I thought you needed my name. For the coffee.”

“No, I was giving you your change…”

“Oh… right. Sorry, I’m hearing things… heheh!”

“Oh okay… ha ha!”