Beauty is pain
Thursday November 20, 2003 – 1:29 pmMy mouth has been hurting for freakin’ weeks!! I think it’s just a bad case of sore gums and achey teeth, from the 3 new fillings, the cleaning and the 1/2-mouth scaling I got. My jaws hurt too, from all the Novocaine shots. It’s nothing too serious, just annoying… I’ve had teeth really die on me before and the pain was always a hell of a lot more intense than this. Usually by the time you really need a root canal, you’re in so much pain you’re beggin’ to get it done ASAP!! So thank god this is nothing that bad, it’s just annoying like I said.
I’m popping Ibuprofin two or three times a day but still feeling the soreness most of the time. I’m supposed to go back on Monday so he can do the scaling on the other half of my mouth, but I dunno. Maybe I should see if I can put it off a few days so I can give everything more of a chance to get over itself. Or maybe I should just suck it up and get it the fuck over with!
Doesn’t pain suck? I don’t know how people deal with it, especially when it lasts a long time. I’m better at tolerating quick doses of very intense pain, like when I slam my little toe into the couch-leg. That’s bad, but at least you know it’ll quit hurting fairly soon. The worst pain I’ve ever felt is when I’ve had ear infections. That’s just shrieking pain right there! But you can trust it to go away as soon as the antibiotics kick in. I guess fucking up your lower back so you can’t walk — that must be the worst, most intense, and scariest pain of all. And I’m glad I thought about all this because shit, my mouth doesn’t hurt that bad at all right now, by comparison!







November 20th, 2003 at 4:15 pm
hang in their honey — this too shall pass!
love,
john
November 21st, 2003 at 12:45 am
Alas, ’tis true. Beauty indeed be pain. And viceth verseth. Pray be strong and sure of footing lassie…for nothing painethed, therefore, nothing gainethed. Uh…hmmm…
Just enow I am remindedst of losing mine wisdom teeth in a pitched battle betwixt me and a toothsawbones that went by the name of Captain Bloodgums. He got all 4 of them whilst he had me trapted in a tortorous bedchair of nefarious design! I can still envision his devious mug whenevereth foodstuffs begather in mine wounds that he hath marked me with. A cold chill dribbleth down my spine.
Yet, wearest the brave face lassie! Sooneth or latereth, this pain it shall pass. And all we shall remember is thine prettiest winning smile.
November 21st, 2003 at 12:54 am
Thanks, I could use a good laugh right about now. BTW I changed my mind, I think I do need at least one root canal, maybe even two. I’m wondering if I can even make it to Monday at this point. Fuck!!!
November 21st, 2003 at 2:34 am
I think you should call one of your songs "Shit, My Mouth Doesn’t Hurt That Bad At All Right Now."
I haven’t been to a dentist in six years and my teeth are great, according to me who is not a dentistist. I think I ought to look at your teeth. Please post a picture of your teeth.
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What I think you need is to grab that sexy dude of yours (consummate, prolific and unimaginably, not to mention remarkably skilled singer/producer/large-hearted songwriter John Whitney) and go see "The Cat in the Hat" starring funnyman Mike Myers. I understand correctly then I understand he does an impression of a Jew, a homosexual and a German all gussied up like a cat. If that ain’t gonna start a laff-riot then call me Det. Mark Fuhrman.
http://www.markfuhrman.com/