They’ve closed down the Rainbo Roller Rink!  What a shame, I had lots of good times there.  They had a good wood floor and it was the only skating rink I’d ever been to that allowed skating while drinking.  It was also the only one I’d ever seen that had two levels of skating; the main floor downstairs and another little floor upstairs by the bar.  Did I mention it had a bar?  Only in Chicago, the same place where you can buy hard liquor at the grocery store, right in the aisle next to the potato chips.


The last time I went to the Rainbo a few years ago, the vibe was a little weird.  Me and my friends were the only white people skating.  That was no prob for me, I only judge people based on their skating ability.  But one of my friends overheard some rude words about our skin color.  Something like "Oh, now the whities want to take over our rink." That’s no good, we only wanted to go there to have a good time skating, not for any kind of racial territorial challenge!  But we got over it and had a good time anyway and didn’t let the funny looks bother us.  But then I got pissed when the DJ yelled at me over the PA for skating backwards.  It was an adult night, WTF, you’re not allowed to even skate backwards?  Screw that, how are you supposed to do any jumps or spins if you can’t even turn the fuck around?  Anyway… I have to find another rink.  It needs to be BIG and it needs an adult session where you’re allowed to skate fast and do whatever tricks you want.

I used to be really serious about figure skating; now it’s just a long-lost love.  I’m not the greatest skater on earth but I do love every minute of it, and I’m better than most people.  I can do a reasonably graceful two-footed spin, and I can do a toe loop as well, those are my best tricks.  A toe loop is when you’re skating backwards, you stick your left leg out behind you, stub the toe-stop into the floor and use that leg to push yourself up and around a full 360 degrees.  It was a huge breakthrough for me to learn that jump, but then after that I sort of hit a plateau with my skating.  It was also a problem with location… in Austin I used to go to Playland at least once or twice a week, but when I moved to NYC I couldn’t find a good rink nearby. I could only go to Wollman in the summertime and skate outdoors on concrete.  Which is fun, but not really my favorite way to skate.  Here in Chicago the only decent rink I knew about was the Rainbo.  I’m sure there are tons more out in the suburbs, but I’m picky!  I don’t wanna mess around here.  I has to be BIG, they have to let you do tricks, and I don’t wanna skate with little kids around.  Nothing against little kids, I just don’t wanna watch out for ‘em.  :-)