• Wanna see the eclipse but can’t even find the moon, where’s it supposed to be? Half cloudy over here in the East Bay; it’s probably hiding. #
  • Who is this unknown caller who keeps not leaving a message? Jagoff. #
  • Saw the eclipse! It *was* hiding. Hey… ya ever notice how Ira Glass pronounces his show “This Amerikung Life”? Always sounds weird to me. #