Okay, so I sold my soul to the devil and joined a goddamn gym!!!  I can’t believe it but I did!  And now if I get any other gals to join up in the next 30 days (it’s a women’s-only club) I’ll get 3 months for free!  After the 30 days are up I’ll get a month free for every gal who joins.  So who wants to join?  It’s only twenty bucks a month, and no signup fee.  You have to commit to 2 years membership to get that price but for that kinda money, it’s a pretty good deal.  They have multiple locations around Chicago too.  So if you’re interested, gimme a holler.

All salesmanship aside, I’m really psyched I joined.  This gal Rachel was the one who turned me on to the club — she did me a huge favor just mentioning it, and I hope I can turn other gals on to it just like she did.

That reminds me of some Blowfly lyrics which may inspire you, crack you up or piss you off, I’m not sure which! …: In and out and out and in / you’ll never be the same again / workin’ out is where it’s at / your body’s slim but yer pussy’s fat! / That’s what I like!  Make my lips… smack! / In and out and out and in… etc. etc. etc.

Heheh.