@hombredetacos I have an app for this called “How Old Am I?”
I just answered “How old are you?” with… “39! I MEAN 49!” WTF
Do you think people who cause apartment building smoke detectors to go off at 3 in the morning should only be shot? Or also burn in hell?
We had a building smoke alarm event thing just now and I nearly had a cow
@comedyminusone & by that I mean, I have to stop f’ing with it or I might noise-reduction-filter it out of existence in Lucille Ball fashion
I did make some interesting faces there youtu.be/QrQprDiKpyU?a
@_SimplySadie_ Maybe they’ll at least SELL me a Frosty and CALL it that while they hand it to me thru the drive-up window
Jo Ann Castle gettin’ physical youtube.com/watch?v=n2Lm97…
@beecave OH MY GOD YES
@robertloerzel Yeah they’re really missin’ the boat!
@hombredetacos Uhhh. How about… CHOCOLATE PUMPKINMINT
What if I could talk Wendy’s into making an Edith Frosty
@NekoCase You’re outbadassing us all!!