@Coffinessence @michaelschaub Let’s not go there LOL

@Coffinessence @michaelschaub I wanna start saying Miller just to f w/ ppl

@rosebrier she puts us all to shame

Today when Lucie called she sez whatcha doin’. I said “I’m prayin’!” (pause) “I mean playin’!!” And then we can’t stop laffing

@michaelschaub Huh that’s a new one on me

@michaelschaub What the… I grew up in Austin & I always said myoo-ler. How else…?

Lucie calls our mom every single morning just to check in. And for the past few mos also calls me! Weekdays only. So sweet & mother-henney

Last First Friday 2013!

Oh sigh… youtube.com/watch?v=JY0Vha…

Today’s the day I get to work on a little audio treat for @comedyminusone‘s holiday spectacular :-)

@KathleenD Welcome, don’t be scared

Oh my god I love you I love you I love you… soup

@GracieLoPan Why was the piano player arrested? Because he got into treble.

RIP great man Mandela

omg omg it’s HIM ::swoon:: youtube.com/watch?v=vYjDV_…

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