• Omigosh, it seems there’s been a terrible accident involving many Pine Valley residents. I’m way behind. #allmychildren #
  • I hear all this cheering, and horns honking outside, and have no idea what’s going on. No clue. Lazyweb? #
  • Hey! How are you? Where have you been? What do you kno… — Hey John, wtf you writing to me here for, numbnuts? Th… http://4ms.me/fscIuK #
  • I decided I’m allergic to labels, like Cayce Pollard. Ordered a 3-bottle dispenser for the shower. Will attack the rest of the house later. #
  • @honeyvale I collect(ed) cowgirlalia. My mom sent me those, she probably found ‘em at a postcard convention. She’s a postcard dork. #
  • I have bangs again. #
  • Tossed out like 20 used kcups already, but the drawer’s still full. And Mama & Lucie gave me a giftcard so I just ordered even more! BZZZZ #
  • @rosebrier I’ve been 42 for the past 4 years #
  • @rosebrier I dunno, I just do what I’m told… #
  • Are you fucking kidding me? That didn’t hurt!! I’m pissed!! Put off mammogram for decades because why?! Spread the word, it’s not that bad. #
  • Getting my first mammogram at noon. Ta-ta’s are ambivalent. Left one wanted one 20 years ago, right one says “we are fine! leave us alone!” #
  • My Chicago peeps are being very entertaining right now. Yeah, their power is out so I am actually worried for them, but also (popcorn icon) #
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