Ryan is secretly deaf
Saturday August 7, 2004 – 6:42 pmWeird little snippet of a nappy-dream: I’m laying on the couch in somebody’s living room, surrounded by snoozing bandmates cocooned in their sleeping bags. It’s time to get up; everybody rustles to wakefulness but Ryan, who’s reclined on a La-Z-Boy type chair next to the couch. I give him a gentle "Ryyyyannnn…", nothing happens. A little louder: *Ryan*. Nothing. So… "RYAN!" Nope. Everybody’s all… what the fuuu?? So I kinda yell it this time RYAN!! The bandmates and I look at each other in horror thinking "This guy is either completely deaf and he never told us, or he’s fuckin’ with our heads!" I give him a noodge on the shoulder and he does wake up and gives no indication he was foolin’. But then he starts talking so… huh. Prank? Or for real? How can a person be a bassist and be deaf? He must be feeling the vibration of the low notes through his feet, and he must be an excellent lip-reader. Weeeird. Well, as long as he can play, I suppose. Oh, and I noticed a HUGE spiderweb going all across the room; I pointed it out to Ryan and plotted out the course I’d have to take to avoid it going to the bathroom/kitchen or wherever. Just in case no one wanted to play the hero and rip it down; that sure wasn’t gonna be ME.







August 8th, 2004 at 8:25 pm
it’s true…
you have discovered the secret of my amazing super-bass-powers! now i have to kill you. ;)