Stickered up
Saturday January 7, 2006 – 11:31 pmThe past few days haven’t been nearly as nerve-wracking as Thursday was, thank god. Luckily I hardly ever have shit days like that. I got another ticket, yes, and that fucking sucked — the cop must’ve been a real prick because I had the older ticket right on the dashboard where he could easily see it. So I guess they feel perfectly fine giving you one ticket per day. I mean jeez, it’s right after Christmas, nobody has any money, show me a little mercy willya? But whatever, it’s my own damn fault. I have the sticker now AND got the headlight fixed, so I’m no longer "running from the cops", though I will need to pay the $100 in tickets to keep that secure feeling! Yeah. I think it’s been at least three years since I got any tickets — if I do, it’s always about some sticker or another, or possibly parking and overstaying my welcome on the meter, or maybe due to street-cleaning when I never saw the signs. The last time I got one, I was all… AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN!! But it did. Oh well. Could be a helluva lot worse I suppose. Could be raining… ;-)
January 9th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Have you tried loading up the passenger seat with bandages and bibles? That seems like good pity shielding! Who would ticket the nice van lady who’s bleeding and churchy? And if you DID get ticketed after that you would know for certain that the cop was a total asshole.
Or maybe a very realistic looking casserole? Like a plastic one! That seems to suggest a home-y nature and a good heart.
my suggestions suck. sorry!
January 9th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Hee!! Well, I reckon keeping my NOSE CLEAN is the best idea of all when it comes to the coppers. That’s a great idea for the tour van though, like keep a bible on the dashboard in case we get pulled over, we can say we’re a Christian band. Oh gosh officer, we didn’t know we were driving so fast, we’re on our way to the "youth center" now! Hee. I shouldn’t joke like that, I’m bad…