Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question. 
Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.

1. How am I feeling today? “Easy Street”, Julie London
2. Will I get far in life? “Fire Fire”, MIA & Diplo
3. How do my friends see me? “Wine Drinking Woman”, Roy Hawkins
4. Where will I get married? “En l’homme”, Etyl
5. What is my best friend? “Hard Road Blues”, Blind Blake
6. What is the story of my life? “The Unforgiven Ones”, Crash Test Dummies
7. What was high school like? “Bumble Bee”, LaVern Baker
8. How can I get ahead in life? “Honey”, Marine Girls
9. What is the best thing about me? “December”, The Little Rabbits
10. What is today going to be like? “Final (Take 2)”, Miles Davis
11. What is in store for this weekend? “West of Town”, Tom Brosseau
12. What song describes my parents? “Old Fashioned Morphine”, Jolie Holland
13. To describe my grandparents? “Choe zedde nie goe”, Charel Janssens
14. How is my life going? “Floorida”, Ham1
15. What song will they play at my funeral? “A Means To An End”, Joy Division
16. How does the world see me? “Hornbeam”, The Impossible Shapes
17. Will I have a happy life? “Red Velvet”, The Kirby Sisters
18. What do my friends really think of me? “Moon of Love”, The Bobbettes
19. Do people secretly lust after me? “West Side Highway”, Lanterna
20. How can I make myself happy? “Demà Vindrà”, Savath & Savalas
21. What should I do with my life? “Coral Bracelet”, April March
22. Will I ever have children? “The Ghost of the Girl in the Well”, Willard Grant Conspiracy
23. What is some good advice for me? “(The Lament of the Cherokee) Indian Reservation”, Don Fardon
24. How will I be remembered? “Ellen’s Telling Me What i Want To Hear”, Scotland Yard Gospel Choir
25. What is my signature dancing song? “Il ne faut pas d’usage”, Delaney
26. What is my current theme song? “Perfect Day (live)”, Liz Durrett
27. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? “Two Loving Shadows”, Orion
28. What type of men do I like? “Asleep When You Come”, Lewis Taylor

Well that was pretty funny I guess. But it would’ve been a lot better if there were more songs I actually know and like!  My iPod’s kind of a mess, it’s full of tons of songs that I haven’t even heard yet, that I got off MP3-blogs or wherever. If you’re wondering what I’m actually listening to you’re better off checking my AudioScrobbler.

#19 though, hoooooly shiiiiiiit!!!!  ‘Cuz it just so happens I have the most ferocious crush on that same exact song!  I think the oracle must be just fuckin’ with my head there.