In my building there’s a guy who lives somewhere below me who’s constantly going outside to talk on his cellphone.  I’m not sure where he’s standing but his conversations always float directly up into my windows.  If I slam a window shut, he doesn’t get the hint.  I’m not the confrontational type so I think I’ll take the passive-aggressive route by simply listening to what he’s got to say and reporting it back here.  I mean obviously, he’s got stuff he wants the world to know.

WELL.  Our man is a big baseball fan. He likes to pontificate on what players got hired by whom, and whether he believes certain teams are going to do well this year or not.  He’s very social; he has a large network of apparently male buddies and spends untold cellphone minutes arranging get-togethers with them.  Regarding his cellphone usage, he has stated that although he doesn’t want to freeze his ass off, he gets better reception out there.

That is all for now.