WindowlickerMatthew taught me a really fun game you can play anywhere, anytime.  It goes like this, for example: Who would you rather — Abe Vigoda or Jerry Stiller?  And if the person says Abe Vigoda then you take Jerry Stiller and combine it with someone even more objectionable, and so on until you find out that person’s most horrible sexual nightmare.  It’s a lot funnier than it sounds, and it just gets even more funny the longer you play.  Gender is irrelevant.  And the one rule is that you can’t use names of people who are present; that would be wrong.  Anyway I kept getting him good with awesome combos like… "Manson or Gacy?" and he would GROAN and I would say GOTCHA!! and he’d be forced to make this terrible choice.  I can’t wait to bust this out on my bandmates.  Or even if I never play it again, at the very least I can use it as an excellent weapon against Matthew if he gets outta line — "remember that time you said you’d do it with that girl from the Windowlicker video with the pigtails and the teeth?" HA HA HA.  I love shenanigans like this.  Just hope he won’t get mad at me for giving away his very best game… :-o