I just talked to AppleCare again, they got the laptop.  They’re telling me there’s been a liquid spillage inside the machine, and therefore any repairs can’t be covered by the warranty.  To my knowledge there has never EVER been any liquid anywhere near this machine.  So I’m completely baffled and pissed.  They’re sending it back, I guess I’ll have to chuck it.  What a fucking bummer!  Could they be mistaken about a thing like this?  I treat my stuff with great care and I reckon I would know if I’d gotten my laptop wet.  I haven’t.  Ugh.